Wherever you go, go with all your heart.

jingle-dingle:

elysemarshall:

buzzfeed:

Turns out the world isn’t such a bad place after all. 

Timely reminder that people are inherently good.

okay but what if the elderly couple is standing backwards and they’re timetravellers

Some people smoke,
others drink, and others fall in love,
each one dies from a different way.
(via sensitizes)
mammajamma-mufka:

killergoth:

take me here on our first date


😲😲😲MY LIIIIIIIFFFFFFFEEEEEEE

mammajamma-mufka:

killergoth:

take me here on our first date

😲😲😲MY LIIIIIIIFFFFFFFEEEEEEE

me: are there any spirits here?
ouija spells out: a-y-y-l-m-a-o
Call me at 4 am, and tell me it’s because you want to hear my voice.
(via blu3rthanvelvet)

zackisontumblr:

i want a bf with a select vocabulary which includes phrases like:

  • yes babe
  • you’re cute
  • of course i will bring you snacks
  • my dick is 3 feet long
  • you’re always right babe i’m sorry

kingsleyyy:

vinesnow:

Banana Sings
(best vines on tumblr: VinesNow.com)

lmao

thereal1990s:

Nirvana

thereal1990s:

Nirvana

unfollowlng:

seenaill:

unfollowlng:

If you think your mom overreacts just remember once my mom cancelled our trip to New York because I refused to eat the meatloaf she made

my mom accused me of selling my birth certificate and social security to the black market when she couldn’t find them

you win

Everyone: gets mad that I ignore their texts.
Everyone: fails to realize I got a new phone and new number.
Silly geese!