this is my new favorite twitter account
MY ANACONDA DONT
My thoughts exactly.
once i had a dream that my cat was working at mcdonalds w/ me and she had a lil uniform and she kept getting fur in the fries and everyone was yelling at me and saying “ur cat sucks on fries” and i was like “shes just a cat give her a break!” and i woke up crying
why do they even include 2014 as an option when selecting your birth year online like u fresh out the womb ready to join gmail
the way she wine..
basketballs smell gross
go to hell??
why are you defending the smell of a ball
|—||Constance Langdon, American Horror Story: Murder House (via f-yeah-americanhorrorstory)|