Wherever you go, go with all your heart.
snorlaxatives:

this is my new favorite twitter account

snorlaxatives:

this is my new favorite twitter account

4gifs:

Spiderdog prank. [video]

4gifs:

Spiderdog prank. [video]

toinfinityandbeyonce:

MY ANACONDA DONT

toinfinityandbeyonce:

MY ANACONDA DONT

taylorswift:

My thoughts exactly.

hotelmario:

bobshit:

what are snails even trying to do

their best

celestia:

once i had a dream that my cat was working at mcdonalds w/ me and she had a lil uniform and she kept getting fur in the fries and everyone was yelling at me and saying “ur cat sucks on fries” and i was like “shes just a cat give her a break!” and i woke up crying

your sass gives me so much life, bless.
Anonymous

averagefairy:

why do they even include 2014 as an option when selecting your birth year online like u fresh out the womb ready to join gmail
fileformat:

the way she wine..

fileformat:

the way she wine..

ostracizedpoodle:

paradisaic:

ostracizedpoodle:

basketballs smell gross 

go to hell??

why are you defending the smell of a ball 

They say when a parent dies, a child feels his own mortality. But when a child dies, it’s immortality that a parent loses.
Constance Langdon, American Horror Story: Murder House (via f-yeah-americanhorrorstory)